An update....

Out of interest today I am rocking the Levi skinny jeans and despite a small amount of hoiking at the beginning of the day to attempt to make them reach my obviously deformed and misplaced waist, we are getting along just fine. Thanks for asking x

And in case I was about to throw myself off Hammersmith Bridge in sheer desperation at my aforementioned deformity, I found this

http://www.deadbefore40.com/

to make me glad to be alive :-)